funny graduation quotes


If there were ever a time to dare,

To make a difference

To embark on something worth doing

It is now.

Not for any grand cause, necessarily –

But for something that tugs at your hear

Something that is worth your aspiration

Something that is your dream.

You owe it to yourself

To make your days count.

Have fun. Dig deep. Stretch.

Dream big.

“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.” ~ by Erma Bombec

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.” ~ by Robert Orben

“People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often: ‘And we wish you Godspeed.’ It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.” ~ by Bill Cosby

Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.  ~Richard Halliburto

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies “commencement exercises.”  Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning.  ~Orrin Hatch

Your families are extremely proud of you.  You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.  This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.  ~Gary Bolding

The tassel’s worth the hassle!  ~Author Unknown